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Sunday, June 21, 2009

Advocate closes gate on masturbators

My own comment to my own essay entitled “Advocate rubs our noses in homosex” published at the Advocate site was strangely offensive to the moralistic editors who routinely publish lush homo-promos as family fare.

I had responded to the comment of NerkBuckeye when he suggested that the Advocate should publish “sexual preference announcements. Then anyone could contact the Advocate and they can announce whether they are gay or straight - or if they are ‘switching teams.’”

My response took that idea to a new level when I suggested that such announcements should also include masturbators - who is and who isn’t. Further, I opined, that if we happened on a Newark City Schools board president who masturbated openly as a means to “new freedom” (in the manner of the former NCS board president who came out of the closet on Page One) then the Advocate could likewise feature the masturbating school official in another Page One story.

Does anyone find it telling that this comment was trashed by Advocate gatekeepers?

7 comments:

  1. Yes I find it telling along with the 35+ other comments that mysteriously vanished.

    One poster noted he feels sad for you....well I feel sad for that person because in their quest to demonize you through age discrimination, they demonstrated how shallow and narrow minded they really are; though they professed their youth enabled an open mind.

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  2. I wrote to the editors and asked that the deleted comments be restored. I hadn't read the latest ones. So far no restoration or reply. So far, I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt, assuming it was a mistake. As for the demonizing twits, they don't bother me because where they're coming from and for what purposes is obvious to any reader worth having as a reader. Thanks so much for your support.

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  3. Oh, Bruce -- you joke now, and they'll have one's self-involvement status in the candidate profiles before long. Do you follow The Corner @ National Review Online? Mark Steyn posted this recently: http://is.gd/19q3p

    Orientation Creep [Mark Steyn]

    I was reading, as one does of a Saturday morning, the official Toronto Pride Week website:

    As part of Toronto’s 29th Annual Pride Week celebration, the LGBTTIQQ2S communities, families and friends will unveil this year’s Pride Parade on Sunday June 28th at 2 pm...

    Join our International Grand Marshal, Victor Juliet Mukasa, Parade Grand Marshal, El-Farouk Khaki and Honoured Group, AIDS Committee of Toronto, as they guide the LGBTTIQQ2S communities through our amazing stories of equality, human rights, respect, diversity, honour, love and acceptance...

    Join our parade facebook group to cultivate a collaborative effort between a wide range of diverse LGBTTIQQ2S communities... [end quoted material]

    Okay, I'll bite. LGBTTIQQ2S?

    Well, apparently:

    LGBTTIQQ2S means "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transsexual, Transgendered, Intersexual, Queer, Questioning, 2-Spirited..."

    "2-Spirited" is, I believe, a bisexual Native-American, rather than "too spirited" as in Anne of Green Gables.

    I found myself thinking of George M Cohan's old foighting Oirish song — "H-A-double R-I-G-A-N spells Harrigan": "L-G-B-double T-I-double Q-two-S spells . . . Luhgibettyqueuetooess?"

    It's like paying extra to get a vanity license plate, and then the DMV gives you the one they would have issued anyway.

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  4. I must lead a really boring life if I am not, LGBTTIQQ2S. Where's the club and pride parades for boring, working, white, straight, single, women? Do we qualify for some underserved, opressed group? If not can we start one?

    Amythirdward

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  5. Enjoyed your article Bruce! Amy, I've thought the same thing. Let's crank up a "Straight Pride" parade and celebration in Newark and see what kind of coverage we get!

    Thodius

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  6. Thodius, love the idea but we would be called narrowminded bigots at best and probably a lot worse not suitable for print!

    Seriously, I am beginning to feel like the minority because I am mainstream. Or was mainstream....it is like everyone has to have a label nowadays to feel validated.

    SWFSSPPMCTP == Single, White, Female, Straight, Single Parent, Professional, Middle Class, Tax Payer.

    AmyThirdWard

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